I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
Partial kegs from last night are currently in my bathtub, which leads me to 2 questions: 1. What are you doing tonight? 2. Can I use your shower?
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
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