mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
If this adventure is going to get us arrested it'll have to wait until Wednesday so that I can bail myself out.
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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