Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Some guy shouted fuck america during the national anthem, i decked him. They threw him out. USA USA USA!
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
ever have one of those nights where you feel like you should leave the house with your insurance card? that is tonight, my friend.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
