How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
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a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
Stop. He threw up in front of Madison Square Garden security. Spit at the guys feet and grunted ughhh at him.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
So I got drunk last night and attempted to shave a landing strip on my vag. I now have a 8 lane highway on my crotch now. Just looks like a random ass square.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
I'm kinda glad you won't be in Vegas tomorrow because you'd make us go streaking or throw dead animals at them.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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