just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
Me hooking up with her is like rush being president. Bad news.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
If you get me so fucked up I can't use the microwave , I'm going to be so mad at you
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
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