We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
Just peed out a window, not entirely sure it's open. Can't tell. I'll find out in the morning.
I still have a little drunk in my system
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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