Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
the cab driver asked if you were our mom. you definitely shouldn't have tipped him so much.
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
reason #326 why I'm still single.... my date just told me there's a little boy ghost that lives in his closet because he likes his music.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
I'm gonna go parent style on your ass... I don't ask much from you but if you could please just come get shitfaced with me I would really appreciate it
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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