He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
Hindsight: maybe I should have included a few transitional texts in between talking about your son and my need to have sex. Do over?
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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