and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
You never realize just how much you have to be thankful for until you almost shit yourself in a Target.
high people should be assigned attendants
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
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