Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
shit I'm tired of wearing other peoples clothes to bed
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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