I CAN MOONWALK!
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
i officially have more pictures of his dick than pictures of us together
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Went home with a dude from UF last night. Just dripped chicken onto my phone and then licked it off. Going to pick up a bridesmaid dress. Mid 20s in a nutshell.
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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