After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I'm fucking your sister right now.
You motherfucker
She's next.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
Someone sent me a drink from across the bar. It was water.
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
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