I puked the same amount of times as the number of bars i went to last night
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
Okay so, sorry but last night we had to put a note on your chest and a key around your neck just so you would make it home.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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