I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i knew she was high when she broke up the cookies into her glass of milk and ate it like cereal
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Some random at the bar just whispered in my ear that he wants to eat me out while on bath salts....
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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