I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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