we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
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