Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
winnie the pooh came out of nowhere and offered me a burrito...it was a fucking amazing burrito.
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
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