and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
i always handshake my one night stand, im classy like that.
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