question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
I'm instituting a new rule. If you wake me up at 3am about wrinkled blankets, I get to throat punch you
He was literally going down on me and giving me a foot rub AT THE SAME TIME. What more can I ask for?
I suppose what I've learned from this experience is that sometimes you just have to make out with a narcissistic baby daddy to make a clean getaway.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
I just got a snapchat of a flaccid penis with the caption "happy belated valentine's day." What did I do to deserve this
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