Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
He said I looked like a ballsack and I tried to choke him out with my Ghostbusters pajama pants. Happy fucking Halloween.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
He's finally divorcing her, so naturally he tells me that we're not exclusive anymore. His penis 'wants what it wants' apparently.
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