no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
Hey have you ever thought about fishing cause I'd like to go fishing but don't know anyone that fishes and I'm gonna cry because. FISHING
She's barefoot and topless screaming "HERE KITTY-KITTY" at a stray cat in the ditch on the side of the highway. How do I get her back in the car?
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
I woke up with a chicken in my yard
Do you not remember hopping the fence into a chicken coop and screaming "choot em'"like you were on swamp people?
No recollection, can you come help me shut this thing up
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