After we had sex, she played this little piggy with my toes
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
I found a vibrator in my car and it's not mine...this is becoming a weird day.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Old men love us. For they have fine taste and disturbing minds.
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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