You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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