If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
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