He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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