i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
did you know that if you have sex in the elevator on the way up that people can still get in?
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
Running across campus through Hurricane Sandy while hammered and in a slutty cowgirl costume obviously should be top priority tonight
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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