he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
I just told him that with every paper, I'd take a picture of myself with one less piece of clothing. Who say's I can't be a tutor?
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
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