She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Randomize
