I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
you got me arrested i just think that goes without question you owe me a blowjob
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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