also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
just crush a couple of percocets into it. tell him sam adams came out with a new beer. flavored with sleep.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
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