I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
Just realized how many men I've had sex with for the first time in St. Patty's Day past. Currently sending "HAPPY SEXIVERSARY" texts...
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
some how during sex we caught an ENTIRE pillow on fire. A WHOLE PILLOW.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I just set my mike's hard down and didn't want it to spill, so I held my finger up and told it to shoosh. I'm drunk.
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