Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
YOU ARE SO GOD DAMN LOUD AND YOU'RE SHAKING THE GOD DAMN HOUSE. FUCKING STOP.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
Randomize
