ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Me + Nice restaurant + Copious amounts of booze + obscene comments to couples = valentine's day plans
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
My alarm went off and I went straight for your dick. That's dedication.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
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