I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
We left the knife in your bed.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
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