my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
Sorry you called when I was puking in a cheetos bag
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
You're welcome to join, but just to warn you, tequila makes my clothes disappear. And I'm telling you that as an adult to an adult, not as your supervising teacher who decides whether or not you graduate.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
Omg yes! I just found a random muffin! Don't question it. Just praise the miracle.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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