He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
We banged through her entire lady gaga playlist. I can die happy now
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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