marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
What happens at the gay bar stays at the gay bar. Except that I sold my panties for $100. People should know that.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Whatever dude, just dont tell her your first impression was she looked like your cousin. no judgement here. just sayin.
I get a nose bleed and my uncle is automatically giving me the "your doing lines off dashboards again aren't you" look
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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