Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
where are you?
Hypothermia
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
You know that you're in a bad spot when the doctor puts you on 500mg of amoxicillin 4 times a day for ten days and puts refills on it...
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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