Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
my boobs just made me lose a game of beer pong. the balls hit them, bounced off and into the cup. twice. ive never been so disappointed in them.
How is it that I know 4 different bartenders who won't charge me for drinks, but I can't get laid?
Randomize
