My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
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