Whod you bang
Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
The tornado sirens were going off and everyone just ran to the liquor store. .
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
I feel like I should have held a press conference. The state of my vagina
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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