is it odd that your cat looks tougher than you?
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Duuuude. Everything is so brilliant right now. This frosting is freaking orgasmic.
It's vanilla, man. Accept no substitutes. There are so many t's in that word.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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