But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
A gay dude just spanked me with a nicholas sparks novel and called me foxy. I'm putting this on my resume.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
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