I'll bet she douches with gravy.
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
WAIT YOU’VE NEVER BEEN TO COSTCO???
COSTCO IS MAGICAL
I can’t believe you two made a group text to scream at me about Costco.
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