i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Day one of being single and I've came three times. I can get used to this.
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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