Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
CUM CAME OUT OF MY NOSE. MY SINUSES ARE ENTIRELY FUCKED UP NOW BC OF THE CUM TRAVELING IN PLACES IT SHOULD NOT HAVE.
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
Randomize
