summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
THANK YOU for not letting me make out with that girl omfg I was one step away from a foursome in the handicapped stall
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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