Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
She asked me to head butt her and after half a bottle of whiskey that seemed reasonable.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Is "sorry I booted you out mid-fuck last night" a good icebreaker?
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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