idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
It's never too late to be topless.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I was mixing candy canes and coors light and was in a great place.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Randomize
