Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
I caught them hiding behind a car trying to have sex.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I just had a very enlightening conversation with my hat. we need more of whatever the fuck that was.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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