i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Do you think she's aware of my deep hatred or should I set her hair on fire in her sleep?
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
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