i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I would say I'm the man in the relationship but I'm cuddled on the couch eating cake mix and water.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
I didn’t eat all day. Got really drunk at a bruins game and puked in a random dunkies cup on the T
If that doesn’t scream I’m from New England, I don’t know what does
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